I PROMISE YOU ITS WORTH THE WHOLE READ
dearkristineee: veechennnn: barracudah: rolling on the fucking floor tears streaming out of my eyes mom choked on her water and started crying as i read it to her holy fuck read this. omfg i wanna do this That man is a god I’ve read this so many times, but it never gets old ohgod this man is a genius WHAT IS AIR?!!? OMG SO SOOO GOOD OMFGG. LMFAO. BRB DYING. ...